Best of the Quote Wall-

okay... so instead of writing a depressing journal entry about how sad it is that the year is over, this is gonna be the less serious one.. im sure the sad one will come later.. but for now, im gonna do the best of the quote wall.. only the really cool kids were quoted on it.. hope some of these can make you laugh or smile.. ill leave the names out.. it will be more fun to guess who said it..

"its like the never ending crotch"
"im the human horny detector" (i think he was sober when this was said..)
"lets see who can jump the old people better"
"oh jesus it feels like a lumber factory...." (enough said..)
"you sure looked cute for trailer trash"
"did you get a reciept because you need to return that bitch"
"my fingers have a built in g spot locator, do you know where yours is today?"
"you know my penis once conquered spain" (... is that possible?)
-"no, but i bet im a lot more fun than spain.. i can talk back"
"you know you are a redneck when they shout hoedown, and your girlfriend gets on the floor"
"cancel my subscription because i dont need YOUR issues"
"i had a mental giggle with you"
"so whats by your bed?" . . ."10 boxes of condoms and lube". . . "for serious?..cosmos doesnt explain that one"
"that was the fatty inside of me coming out" ..."really? i thought it was the sex goddess"
"you should have told me you were schizophrenic.. cuz then i would have gotten to know all of your personalities"
"having a small penis is NOT a handicap"
"wanna play a board game? cuz i definately wanna monopolize you!"
"black underwear means you want sex, and thongs mean you want it real bad.. and the ones that tie mean you want it REAL bad"
"if your child says 'i dont understand sex" do not go and rent dirty videos" -child and ad psych
"i dont drink excessively, i just drink until i have no morals"

hopefully these made you laugh.. if i forgot any feel free to add more =)